Top Ten Tumblr Posts Of The Day (February 19, 2020)

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Feb 21, 2020 11:08 AM EST

Ten gems from Tumblr that you don't want to miss. And check out yesterday's list if you haven't yet.


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  • 01
    Text - zinogre gangnam style came on the radio again kawaiisquad this sounds like a post apocalyptic diary entry Source: zinogre 257,859 notes
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  • 02
    Text - surprisedentistry not naming any names but SOMEone deliberately pissed on me at work today surprisedentistry i'm miffed in part because i really like him and he came up to me say hi and i thought we were going to have a friendly interaction but then all of a sudden he was just. pissing on me surprisedentistry it has come to my attention that i should probably mention that i work with animals
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  • 03
    Text - goosegoblin broke: using 'boys will be boys' to defend abusive and predatory behaviour woke: using boys will be boys' to describe boys and men doing jackass-style stuff for fun goosegoblin 'of course he's teasing her, boys will be boys!': bad, hate that 'we got bored so we decided to tie a roman candle to a drone and have it chase us': outstandingly good
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  • 04
    Text - lore-54352452524-deactivated201 you can replenish your health by..: drinking water, breathing fresh air, eating a wild strawberry.. you can restore your mana by...: listening to folk music, breathing fresh air applies to this one as well... taking a walk... nerdgasrnz I suddenly feel less pessimistic about these suggestions for improving mental health purely bc it's worded like this xanthera #therapy is a longterm ritual to deal with debuffs
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  • 05
    Text - drakesquad i'll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say "aw i'm so sorry for you" and i'll be like how was the f wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn't have to hire a sitter tuggywuggy This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life. drakesquad so the wiggles concert wasn't as good as you thought it would be huh 997,083 notes
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  • 06
    Text - lesbianshepard do flat earthers think earth still moves in space like some sort of planet sized frisbee lesbianshepard this is my new religion god made the frisbee-earth and then just tossed us into the abyss lesbianshepard the world ends when his dog catches it noctumsolis As cosmogonies go I've seen worse. quasi-normalcy Two great, but opposed, celestial forces: God, who created the world, and Dog, who will end it Source: lesbianshepard
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  • 07
    Text - debrides I worked with toddlers and pre schoolers for three years. Sometimes I accidentally slip and tell a friend to say bye to an inanimate object ("say bye bus!") & occasionally they unthinkingly just do it. autisticcole I'm glad there's a teacher version of "accidentally called teacher 'mom" hermionegranger when I worked at Medieval Times occasionally I would slip in real life and call people "my lord" Source: debrides
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  • 08
    Moose - walrusbeard: howtoskinatiger: A moose raised from baby and used by this Canadian in his logging business. The moose leaves for a few weeks in the spring, but always returns! (by gengberg49) You can try and make fun of Canada all you want, but we know you're only doing it out of jealousy. Because Canada is awesome.
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  • 09
    Text - ashleybreather In terms of like, Instantrellef cancellng plans Is like heroln. apolloandstarbuck this is social anxiety summed up in two gifs 679,093 notes
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  • 10
    Cartoon - nashscribblings OMG! LOL, HAVE YOU STREAMED THIS YET? TOTES. RE-TWEET! WHAT HASHTAG SHOULD H USE? YEAH. OVER WIFI. HANG ON, LET ME GEOTAG. DID YOU GET THAT APP FROM THE CLOUD? Note to boomers: no one speaks like this. fudgernutter holy s' is this even real boob-sweat have you kids GANKED that sick radical WI-FI from the CLOUD-O-STREAMER so we can LIMEWIRE a hot BOP #i'm grateful for my tech-savvy boomer friends cribblings 108,817 notes
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